Thanks a Million
by Larry Webster

Her beauty took his breath away,
Such outstanding charm and grace
With the figure of a goddess
Like Monday's child, so fair of face.

He lavished gifts upon her,
Such as clothes and jewels and furs,
And trips away to foreign lands
Whatever she wished for was hers.

Her beauty took his breath away,
She thought it oh, so funny,
When in return she took his cars,
His house and all his money!